LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT
oKAY BUT SERIOUSLY THIS [X] IS THE BEST THING
THE GUY NARRATES THIS VIDEO AND OTHERS LIKE IT LIKE HE’S TRYING TO SOUND LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN
THESE VIDEOS HAVE MADE ME PEE MYSELF LAUGHING
HE HAS MADE A VIDEO ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN
also the word ‘bird’ in the last gif i pronouced like ‘beard’
"Try riding a bicycle at night, and picking up a moving burrito with your feet based on the sound that it makes; that is how an owl do."
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone
Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.
In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.
"You can’t call us stupid, only we can call us stupid!"
You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?
You are all horrible people goodnight
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
to my utter delight translating the russian on this video gives us “In Barton Kuznetsova even cats trained dressage horse” and the heading says it’s a farm and her other video is of riders SO YES IT DOES APPEAR TO BE MIMIKING DRESSAGE HORSES
I like humidity. It feels like the air is hugging me.
Me: “Mind if I ask you a style question?”
Me: “Does this tie go with these pants?”
Editor: “Get the fuck out of my office.”
i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore
So I’m a counselor at a camp and I use my marvel backpack to hold all my stuff and the 7 year old boy on my camp bus gave me a Captain America sticker this morning and told me he thought of me because he knew I liked superheroes and then on the ride back he says to me “Danielle I really like you but I can’t be your boyfriend because you’re too old but when I’m a man I’m gonna find a girl who likes Captain America just like you”
This was a weird day. My face started splitting open and another universe was trying to get through. Thankfully the Doctor came and saved me. Barely even a scar now!
As you can see, if finally given in and watched Doctor Who. And surprise, surprise, I love it! So I’ve added the Tardis (of course) a bunch of stars and galaxy stuff and then the “crack in the wall” on my forehead.
Can this be an episode? Possibly set in the hospital at New Earth?
RDJ showing off his hamster (x)
Honestly, what a weirdo
i love him