Intellect and Romance over Brute Force and Cynicism

Jess | 23 | US of A
Sherlock, Doctor Who, Cabin Pressure, Avengers, Star Trek, etc. Mass Comm major with a television emphasis and Digital Cinema Arts minor. Greatest career role models are Joss Whedon, Steven Moffat, Felicia Day, and Loo Brealey.

twist-and-shout-in-pain:

penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

oKAY BUT SERIOUSLY THIS [X] IS THE BEST THING

THE GUY NARRATES THIS VIDEO AND OTHERS LIKE IT LIKE HE’S TRYING TO SOUND LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN

THESE VIDEOS HAVE MADE ME PEE MYSELF LAUGHING

HE HAS MADE A VIDEO ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN

also the word ‘bird’ in the last gif i pronouced like ‘beard’

"Try riding a bicycle at night, and picking up a moving burrito with your feet based on the sound that it makes; that is how an owl do."

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 620,360 notes

fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 540,235 notes
thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.



"You can’t call us stupid, only we can call us stupid!"
T_T

thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

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"You can’t call us stupid, only we can call us stupid!"

T_T

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 105,519 notes
14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
8 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 34,831 notes

mischievous-acrobats:

You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

An Alto.

1 day ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 48,238 notes

You are all horrible people goodnight

2 days ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 1 note
shayvaalski:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

to my utter delight translating the russian on this video gives us “In Barton Kuznetsova even cats trained dressage horse” and the heading says it’s a farm and her other video is of riders SO YES IT DOES APPEAR TO BE MIMIKING DRESSAGE HORSES

shayvaalski:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

to my utter delight translating the russian on this video gives us “In Barton Kuznetsova even cats trained dressage horse” and the heading says it’s a farm and her other video is of riders SO YES IT DOES APPEAR TO BE MIMIKING DRESSAGE HORSES

2 days ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 506,996 notes

stinkysblog:

( x )

4 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 1,221 notes
I like humidity. It feels like the air is hugging me.
- Overheard in the Newsroom (via chicagotribune)
4 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 44 notes

ohnewsroom:

Me: “Mind if I ask you a style question?”

Editor: “Sure.”

Me: “Does this tie go with these pants?”

Editor: “Get the fuck out of my office.”

4 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 18 notes

ctrayn:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

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4 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 140,219 notes

fragilecomeunafogliadinverno:

theresaworldinsideofmee:

holamareadentro:

ilmondocambiaerestasempreuguale:

neracomeossidiana:

vuotimaicolmati:

futurlessworld:

ilmiocuoreurladaldolore:

oh mio dio, è fantastico

no, ma è stupendo.

è meraviglioso 

Ah aw

Oddio aw

..

4 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 9,148 notes

bennybatch:

So I’m a counselor at a camp and I use my marvel backpack to hold all my stuff and the 7 year old boy on my camp bus gave me a Captain America sticker this morning and told me he thought of me because he knew I liked superheroes and then on the ride back he says to me “Danielle I really like you but I can’t be your boyfriend because you’re too old but when I’m a man I’m gonna find a girl who likes Captain America just like you”

4 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 2,266 notes
katiealves:

This was a weird day. My face started splitting open and another universe was trying to get through. Thankfully the Doctor came and saved me. Barely even a scar now!
As you can see, if finally given in and watched Doctor Who. And surprise, surprise, I love it! So I’ve added the Tardis (of course) a bunch of stars and galaxy stuff and then the “crack in the wall” on my forehead.

Can this be an episode? Possibly set in the hospital at New Earth?

katiealves:

This was a weird day. My face started splitting open and another universe was trying to get through. Thankfully the Doctor came and saved me. Barely even a scar now!

As you can see, if finally given in and watched Doctor Who. And surprise, surprise, I love it! So I’ve added the Tardis (of course) a bunch of stars and galaxy stuff and then the “crack in the wall” on my forehead.

Can this be an episode? Possibly set in the hospital at New Earth?

4 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 905 notes

RDJ showing off his hamster (x)

Honestly, what a weirdo

i love him

4 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 5,123 notes